If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(via theunicornkittenkween)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(via frikkinvivian)

godbless-st-cyr:

Honey, honey, that’s an otter playing with a walrus plushie. NO, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!

(via survivetheworldinhumor)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via alientoker)

brutalgeneration:

Just Chillin’ (by cec403)

brutalgeneration:

Just Chillin’ (by cec403)

(via alientoker)

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

(via little-clara-oswald)

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

(via piapedia)

Reblog if your vagina is perfect.

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(via paralacking)

aplacetolovedogs:

Samoyed puppy cuteness!!!
Visit our poster store Rover99.com

aplacetolovedogs:

Samoyed puppy cuteness!!!

Visit our poster store Rover99.com

(via theunicornkittenkween)